I'm hilarious.

“He does things for me no one else will. Like laugh at my jokes. Not that he thinks they are funny. You see, I am not funny. But because he knows I am not funny and he knows no one else will laugh. So to save me from my own embarrassment, he laughs. When no one else will. No one thinks of me any differently because at least someone laughed at my joke. They just look at him judgingly because he laughed at my not so funny joke. Sacrifice.” I think that’s nice.